Dude, Where's Your Car?

Have you ever heard Adam Sandler's song 'piece of s*%@ car'? If you have, then you have an idea what my car is like. Oh yes, it's true! It makes me sad actually that I can list more things that my car CAN'T do as opposed to what it CAN do.
I drive a '92 Cavalier, it's not that bad of a make I suppose, my specific car just needs a lot of work. You see those simple things that people take for granted in a car are the simple things that my car lacks. I have no cruise control, no horn, no interior light, no smoke outlet to plug in a cell phone (oh it's there, it just doesn't work!). My hood release doens't work, Leroy had to build a makeshift one out in front of my car. My trunk is the only thing that locks, and my heater fan makes a funny rumbling noise under my hood. I also don't have a face plate on my stereo system because the morons who stole it didn't realize that they need the entire bloody stereo!!! So the face plate is useless to them and the stupid stereo is useless to me. I mean really! If you are gonna steal something, be smart about it.
Some of my friends have also enjoyed the fact that my licence plate starts with DRK, it would only have been better if it would've started with EVL.
My dream car at the moment is a Mini Cooper. It's nice! www.mini.ca - check it out!
Alas... I have to put up with my car at least for another couple of years until I can afford my mini...
Sigh!
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